The best Steven Seagal films... never to be made. These Seagal films are my online pitch to him to invite me to write a full script. Seagal will surely like what he reads and maybe one day, one of these blockbusters will come to life. Any 3 words could make a Steven Seagal film title. As long as he is secretly a martial arts expert, has been wronged and has a series of ex special forces buddies, of which ideally one is a bit 'street' and another implausibly 'hot'.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Fire with Fire
Franco's boss Sgt. Jim Bauer (played by Morgan Freeman in his 605th role as military sargent) takes the government's line that they will not negotiate with terrorists, so Franco plans to break in to the base and take militant leader hostage for himself. Barbosa plans to use his 'gung-ho' approach to get his friend back unharmed; and beat the no-good terrorist that their own game. He's fighting fire with fire.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
EAST VS WEST
Steven Seagal plays MC RICO McCARVER, a Straight-up-R&B-garage-house-folk DJ from the Eastside caught in a bitter war of pure hate with the rival West Coast crew. Rico’s own band of artists are trying to defuse the situation with their breakthrough album ‘Hate the Hate’ and are days away from cutting their first record deal.
Rico’s right-hand man and friend since birth RedBlade (played by Richard Blackwood) is brutally murdered, and the group begin to suspect West Coast superstar’s MC DeadWeight (played by Hugh Grant) and 2-much-bling (played by Graham Le Saux). Just as the 2 teams are about to lock horns; it turns out that RedBlade was killed by fellow East Coast rappers in an attempt to keep the feud alive. Now Rico and his remaing crew; BackWood (Robbie Earle) and Tess-T-Fi (Sara Cox) have no option but to team up with their enemy’s to resolve their internal war.
They won’t be spitting rhymes, they’ll be splitting heads.
The beat isn’t in the club, its on the streets.
It’s a thug’s life.
They’ve got to rap this up.
Hatin’ the hate – East Vs. West – in cinemas June 2007.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Die To Let
Thursday, April 12, 2007
FACTIONS OF DEATH
Steven Seagal writes, sings, juggles, caters, produces, directs and stars in the modern day thriller Factions of Death. Playing Detective Vic Steamer, Seagal has stumbled upon a serial killer that posts clues about his next victim on his own blog. Tired from sleepless nights and battling an alcohol addiction, Steamer struggles to decipher the next target before it’s too late only to find the killer’s next prey is his own twin brother Alex (Lenny Henry).
With time counting down, Vic rushes across town, following clues left on the killer’s website before his brother is killed so brutally that they’ll need for than one body bag. Terry Wogan also stars as Vic and Alex’s dad, Cleveland.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Operation: Jumpzone X288
Todd seems to think something is suspicious about the mission when his contact from intellegence gives him evidence that it is a setup. It seems that Good Old' Uncle Sam (Bill Murray) wants Dagless and the Presidents Daughter dead; and if Todd makes the jump, it could be the last jump he jumps ever.
Can Dagless trust his closest friends; Mutt (Ice Cube) and RC (The Rock) who are also due to take the jump? As the plane takes flight, Dagless has a tough decision to make.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Tails You Lose
Quinton 'Q' Chance (Seagal) has his life turned upside-down by the flip of a coin. A serial killer is on the loose; and his calling card is a coin left tails-up at the scene. Q is the best guy on the force, and he's hot on the killer's heels and he's taking down everyone in the way. Q's best friend Agent Lord (Vinnie Jones) is always on his side in a fight - until Chance arrives at Lord's apartment to find a coin; heads down. Revenge is on the cards, no matter the odds.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
One Man Attack
Action is on the cards as Jace Tosca (Seagal) has to face his greatest foes... his friends. As a cop in downtown NYC, Jace finds everyone on the force turns on him when he is framed for the murder of his own wife. One by one he takes down his own collegues as he finds a web of conspiracy leading to one sick individual. Alan Dale (The O.C. / Ugly Betty) also stars.