The best Steven Seagal films... never to be made. These Seagal films are my online pitch to him to invite me to write a full script. Seagal will surely like what he reads and maybe one day, one of these blockbusters will come to life. Any 3 words could make a Steven Seagal film title. As long as he is secretly a martial arts expert, has been wronged and has a series of ex special forces buddies, of which ideally one is a bit 'street' and another implausibly 'hot'.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Hot Cross Gun
Steven Seagal plays Chet Hunter, a local gangland bully who has a change of heart after seeing his daughter bullied in the school playground. Chet is gonna clean up this town with just a frown on his face... and a 6 shooter in his belt.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Icebreaker, Heartbreaker, Legbreaker
Monday, January 22, 2007
You Got Jail
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Gift of Death
GIFT OF DEATH - Steven Seagal plays Max Holmes, a retired repo-man who is accused of murdering his former partner. Along with his old partner's twin brother F-T (played by Vanilla Ice), Max must prove his innocence, and take down the punks who really killed F-T's brother. This year he's giving the Gift of Death.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Punks for Breakfast
PUNKS FOR BREAKFAST - Private detective Max Benitez (Seagal) takes the law in to his own hands in this modern-day thriller as his neighbourhood is taken over by a bunch of no-good punks. Max must silence the punks for good, and take down the crime syndicate that currently has hold of down-town L.A. Hugh Laurie (TV's 'House') also stars.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Death is Deadly
Death is Deadly - After finding his wife and partner in the same bed, brutally murdered by a drug lord, aging cop CC Cooper (Seagal) is filled with anger at the death of his wife, and her infidelity. Struggling to cope, he gets help from his new partner Titus Mean (Ice T) to dish out the appropriate level of revenge.
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