Sunday, June 17, 2007

Fire with Fire

Seagal plays Franco Barbosa, a long serving member of the US Army whose friend since birth Jo-Jo (The Rock) is taken hostage by a violent terrorist group in Baghdad. The group are demanding the release of militant leader who is held deep within the US Army base, and are making low-quality video demands across the TV networks that if he isn't released; Jo-Jo will die.

Franco's boss Sgt. Jim Bauer (played by Morgan Freeman in his 605th role as military sargent) takes the government's line that they will not negotiate with terrorists, so Franco plans to break in to the base and take militant leader hostage for himself. Barbosa plans to use his 'gung-ho' approach to get his friend back unharmed; and beat the no-good terrorist that their own game. He's fighting fire with fire.

Thursday, June 14, 2007


Steven Seagal plays MC RICO McCARVER, a Straight-up-R&B-garage-house-folk DJ from the Eastside caught in a bitter war of pure hate with the rival West Coast crew. Rico’s own band of artists are trying to defuse the situation with their breakthrough album ‘Hate the Hate’ and are days away from cutting their first record deal.

Rico’s right-hand man and friend since birth RedBlade (played by Richard Blackwood) is brutally murdered, and the group begin to suspect West Coast superstar’s MC DeadWeight (played by Hugh Grant) and 2-much-bling (played by Graham Le Saux). Just as the 2 teams are about to lock horns; it turns out that RedBlade was killed by fellow East Coast rappers in an attempt to keep the feud alive. Now Rico and his remaing crew; BackWood (Robbie Earle) and Tess-T-Fi (Sara Cox) have no option but to team up with their enemy’s to resolve their internal war.

They won’t be spitting rhymes, they’ll be splitting heads.

The beat isn’t in the club, its on the streets.

It’s a thug’s life.

They’ve got to rap this up.

Hatin’ the hate – East Vs. West – in cinemas June 2007.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Die To Let

Steven Segal plays Mitch McCormack; a die hard landlord who has to evict a number of no-good punks that have taken residence in his new apartments. The law states that he cannont use excessive force, but Mitch has other ideas. Jason Donovan also stars.

Thursday, April 12, 2007


Steven Seagal writes, sings, juggles, caters, produces, directs and stars in the modern day thriller Factions of Death. Playing Detective Vic Steamer, Seagal has stumbled upon a serial killer that posts clues about his next victim on his own blog. Tired from sleepless nights and battling an alcohol addiction, Steamer struggles to decipher the next target before it’s too late only to find the killer’s next prey is his own twin brother Alex (Lenny Henry).

With time counting down, Vic rushes across town, following clues left on the killer’s website before his brother is killed so brutally that they’ll need for than one body bag. Terry Wogan also stars as Vic and Alex’s dad, Cleveland.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Operation: Jumpzone X288

Steven Seagal stars as Todd Dagless, America's top Navy SEAL paratrooper. His next mission involves a dangerous drop over South Korean waters to save the Presidents Daughter (played by Judy Dench) from the hands of long-term nemesis of the U.S; Ruben Hussein (Denzel Washington).

Todd seems to think something is suspicious about the mission when his contact from intellegence gives him evidence that it is a setup. It seems that Good Old' Uncle Sam (Bill Murray) wants Dagless and the Presidents Daughter dead; and if Todd makes the jump, it could be the last jump he jumps ever.

Can Dagless trust his closest friends; Mutt (Ice Cube) and RC (The Rock) who are also due to take the jump? As the plane takes flight, Dagless has a tough decision to make.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Tails You Lose

Quinton 'Q' Chance (Seagal) has his life turned upside-down by the flip of a coin. A serial killer is on the loose; and his calling card is a coin left tails-up at the scene. Q is the best guy on the force, and he's hot on the killer's heels and he's taking down everyone in the way. Q's best friend Agent Lord (Vinnie Jones) is always on his side in a fight - until Chance arrives at Lord's apartment to find a coin; heads down. Revenge is on the cards, no matter the odds.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

One Man Attack

Action is on the cards as Jace Tosca (Seagal) has to face his greatest foes... his friends. As a cop in downtown NYC, Jace finds everyone on the force turns on him when he is framed for the murder of his own wife. One by one he takes down his own collegues as he finds a web of conspiracy leading to one sick individual. Alan Dale (The O.C. / Ugly Betty) also stars.

Time For Pain

Steven Seagal plays Tony Axe; an ex-navy seal turned private detective who is granted a licence to kill by the local authorities for 24 hours to find out who is running the crime syndicate that is strangling the city. He only has one day to get to the bottom of this by taking down whoever he wants - with the law on his side! Rated PG13.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Out For A Kill

Steven Segal plays Robert Burns (not that one) who is an archaeologist that basically pisses off a chinese crime syndicate who in turn frame Burns for murdering his assistant. They then kill his wife, and wreck his house. One by one he takes down the syndicate until he finds the boss, and takes him down!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Seagal: The Lowdown

Have you taken the time to look at Steven's impressive list of action flicks? If not, head over to IMDB - it even tells you when the next Seagal film is on! Execuitve Decision is on twice, possibly one of his best roles; the tough guy who sacrafices himself. What a guy. Here in the UK, 'Out for a Kill' was on last night (staring Bill Wang). I wasn't impressed.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Mercenary For Justice

The film centers around former Gulf War veteran turned mercenary John Seeger (Seagal) who is being hunted by the CIA. He returns back to America alive, but the Agency is still looking to kill Seeger. To do so, CIA operative Dresham (Luke Goss - from 80s pop sensation 'Bros') cuts a deal so that Seeger will be forced to take another job that will allow the CIA to assassinate him.

TRIVIA: At about 54 minutes and 52 seconds into the movie, during a fight scene, you can clearly hear a crew member yelling "Cut!" in the audio track as Seeger picks his victim off the ground.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Seagal Vs. Wikipedia

I'm starting to think that Seagal has been editing his own Wikipedia entry. Where there used to be a rather unflattering image of Seagal, is now a rather 'ready-for-action' pose. Plus the page now talks ALOT about his good deeds in life. I reckon that he's either been on it himself; or a really big fan is looking for brownie points.

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Fat Lady Sings

Seagal plays Duke Swift; Head of Security at Carnegie Hall who has to stop a plot to kill the President's daughter (played by Sammy Winward from Emmerdale) in the mist of the biggest opera of the year. The potenital assassins think it's an easy job, but Swift; a retired Commando has other ideas. He has until the end of the opera to stop the bad guys, and win the girl. It aint over... 'till the fat lady sings. Richard Blackwood also stars.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

2 Steps Back

This is Tim's concept for a scene from '2 Steps Back'. Just to set this up, Seagal plays 'Mandrake Mack' who wants to quite his life as a debt collecting bully and turn his life around. His boss 'Gary Gritter' has other ideas...

Mandrake: Yeah what do you want Gritter
Gritter: One last job
Mandrake: No way Im out remember
Griter: Your out when I tell you you are
Mandrake: Go to hell Gritter
Gritter: Shut up Mandrake

Mandrake grabs Gritter across the table and raises his fist angled expertly, ready for the kill

Gritter: I wouldn't do that if you want to see Mary-Ann again Mandrake
Mandrake: What did you say?
Gritter: You heard me, I saved you the trip to pick her up from school today, shes safe for now but you better listen - Theres one last job, you know the one they call Stumpy Sue, she owes me $23 and it seems that people think I'm going soft. Pay her a visit and make her understand, be physical, do your ..
Mandrake: Godammit, you crazy mother, you want me to defile her over 23$
Gritter: Get out Mandrake I dont want to see you till its done.. PRECIOUS .. get in here and bring my special powder, my whisky and your younger sister
Mandrake: You've gone wrong Gritter
Gritter: You used to be a man Mandrake, now look at you, I have no respect for you
Mandrake: You keep dragging me back, Ill do this last thing for you but I want you to know Im doing it for Mary Ann not for you or for the 23$
Gritter: Yeah well you had better be quick because I might just pay Mary Ann another visit and give her something special
Mandrake: You sicko, you are always dragging me two steps back, I want to get out of this life, I want out so bad.. and also people dont respect the planet just like you dont respect me .. why cant more corporate firms be like and give more back?

Monday, February 12, 2007

Seagal's New Old Face

The big face debate - 2 recent Seagal films. Notice his face? It's the same! Cheeky martial arts expert Seagal obviously doesn't pose for DVD covers any more.

Attack Force

Seagal plays Marshall Lawson, a man who loses his strike-team in a cold-blooded and seemingly random attack. After he takes it upon himself to investigate the suspicious circumstances of the brutal killings, he uncovers CTX Majestic, a covert military operation so secret, that now the military wants Marshall eliminated.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Time For Pain

Steven Seagal is Don Jakes, a roughneck ex-army colonel who finds his best friend murdered after his stag night. Don finds out that his friend was the only witness in a horrific murder case. Jakes must find out who killed his friend and make sure they are bought to justice. Film formerly called 'HURTS LIKE SHIT'.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Today You Die

Harlan Banks (Steven Seagal) is a Robin Hood-type thief who is trying to go straight. In one last hit, Max (Tighe) wants him to drive an armored truck across Vegas but what Banks isn't told is that he is really going to be a getaway driver in an armed robbery. As a result, Harlan lands in prison. There he meets Ice Cool (Treach), and the two break out so Harlan can seek revenge on those who set him up.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Full Of Bullets

Steven Seagal is Felix Bauer, who finally snaps when crime and drugs take over his neighbourhood. Armed with a shit-load of bullets, Felix heads out to take down the scum on the street, one punk at a time. Also staring Ben Hull (Lewis from Hollyoaks)

Never Die First

Steven Seagal and Ja Rule take on the Russian Mafia in 'Never Die First' - from the director of Starship Troopers 2. Seagal plays Lt. Carl Bates a hard-ass cop caught in precinct of corrupt officers. With fellow officer Jay Gatz (Ja Rule), Bates is out to clean up the cop shop in time for beers at the local bar.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

One Last Breath

Johnny Masters (Seagal) is finding out that his last day on the force is far from a 'walk in the park'. A serial killer has taken hold of the city, and Johnny has up till midnight to legally be able to dish out justice... one punch at a time. Featuring hits from Steven Seagal's upcoming album 'Anger Management'.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Into The Sun

When the mayor of Tokyo is brutally murdered, the FBI taps their local agent, Travis Hunter, to look into it. Hunter discovers a web of corruption and violence that leads to a young yakuza boss. Hunter must use all of his contacts and abilities to avoid this potentially dangerous situation.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Hot Cross Gun

Steven Seagal plays Chet Hunter, a local gangland bully who has a change of heart after seeing his daughter bullied in the school playground. Chet is gonna clean up this town with just a frown on his face... and a 6 shooter in his belt.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Icebreaker, Heartbreaker, Legbreaker

Steven Seagal plays Rex Gunn in this coming-of-age revenge thriller. Rex and his brother-in-law KC look to take down the 13 Tigers - a ninja group terrorising the city. When the 2 brothers find themselves in too deep, they are glad to find Rex's daugher is along for the ride aswell. Rated PG13.

Monday, January 22, 2007

You Got Jail

YOU GOT JAIL - Jake Storm (Seagal) plays a prison guard who finds his longterm friend and boss murdered in his office. Jake has the prison block on lock-down, and only has until midnight to give a life sentence to the maniac who killed his good friend. Get ready for justice.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Gift of Death

GIFT OF DEATH - Steven Seagal plays Max Holmes, a retired repo-man who is accused of murdering his former partner. Along with his old partner's twin brother F-T (played by Vanilla Ice), Max must prove his innocence, and take down the punks who really killed F-T's brother. This year he's giving the Gift of Death.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Punks for Breakfast

PUNKS FOR BREAKFAST - Private detective Max Benitez (Seagal) takes the law in to his own hands in this modern-day thriller as his neighbourhood is taken over by a bunch of no-good punks. Max must silence the punks for good, and take down the crime syndicate that currently has hold of down-town L.A. Hugh Laurie (TV's 'House') also stars.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Death is Deadly

Death is Deadly - After finding his wife and partner in the same bed, brutally murdered by a drug lord, aging cop CC Cooper (Seagal) is filled with anger at the death of his wife, and her infidelity. Struggling to cope, he gets help from his new partner Titus Mean (Ice T) to dish out the appropriate level of revenge.