Monday, February 19, 2007

Mercenary For Justice

The film centers around former Gulf War veteran turned mercenary John Seeger (Seagal) who is being hunted by the CIA. He returns back to America alive, but the Agency is still looking to kill Seeger. To do so, CIA operative Dresham (Luke Goss - from 80s pop sensation 'Bros') cuts a deal so that Seeger will be forced to take another job that will allow the CIA to assassinate him.

TRIVIA: At about 54 minutes and 52 seconds into the movie, during a fight scene, you can clearly hear a crew member yelling "Cut!" in the audio track as Seeger picks his victim off the ground.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Seagal Vs. Wikipedia

I'm starting to think that Seagal has been editing his own Wikipedia entry. Where there used to be a rather unflattering image of Seagal, is now a rather 'ready-for-action' pose. Plus the page now talks ALOT about his good deeds in life. I reckon that he's either been on it himself; or a really big fan is looking for brownie points.

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Fat Lady Sings

Seagal plays Duke Swift; Head of Security at Carnegie Hall who has to stop a plot to kill the President's daughter (played by Sammy Winward from Emmerdale) in the mist of the biggest opera of the year. The potenital assassins think it's an easy job, but Swift; a retired Commando has other ideas. He has until the end of the opera to stop the bad guys, and win the girl. It aint over... 'till the fat lady sings. Richard Blackwood also stars.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

2 Steps Back

This is Tim's concept for a scene from '2 Steps Back'. Just to set this up, Seagal plays 'Mandrake Mack' who wants to quite his life as a debt collecting bully and turn his life around. His boss 'Gary Gritter' has other ideas...

Mandrake: Yeah what do you want Gritter
Gritter: One last job
Mandrake: No way Im out remember
Griter: Your out when I tell you you are
Mandrake: Go to hell Gritter
Gritter: Shut up Mandrake

Mandrake grabs Gritter across the table and raises his fist angled expertly, ready for the kill

Gritter: I wouldn't do that if you want to see Mary-Ann again Mandrake
Mandrake: What did you say?
Gritter: You heard me, I saved you the trip to pick her up from school today, shes safe for now but you better listen - Theres one last job, you know the one they call Stumpy Sue, she owes me $23 and it seems that people think I'm going soft. Pay her a visit and make her understand, be physical, do your ..
Mandrake: Godammit, you crazy mother, you want me to defile her over 23$
Gritter: Get out Mandrake I dont want to see you till its done.. PRECIOUS .. get in here and bring my special powder, my whisky and your younger sister
Mandrake: You've gone wrong Gritter
Gritter: You used to be a man Mandrake, now look at you, I have no respect for you
Mandrake: You keep dragging me back, Ill do this last thing for you but I want you to know Im doing it for Mary Ann not for you or for the 23$
Gritter: Yeah well you had better be quick because I might just pay Mary Ann another visit and give her something special
Mandrake: You sicko, you are always dragging me two steps back, I want to get out of this life, I want out so bad.. and also people dont respect the planet just like you dont respect me .. why cant more corporate firms be like and give more back?

Monday, February 12, 2007

Seagal's New Old Face

The big face debate - 2 recent Seagal films. Notice his face? It's the same! Cheeky martial arts expert Seagal obviously doesn't pose for DVD covers any more.

Attack Force

Seagal plays Marshall Lawson, a man who loses his strike-team in a cold-blooded and seemingly random attack. After he takes it upon himself to investigate the suspicious circumstances of the brutal killings, he uncovers CTX Majestic, a covert military operation so secret, that now the military wants Marshall eliminated.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Time For Pain

Steven Seagal is Don Jakes, a roughneck ex-army colonel who finds his best friend murdered after his stag night. Don finds out that his friend was the only witness in a horrific murder case. Jakes must find out who killed his friend and make sure they are bought to justice. Film formerly called 'HURTS LIKE SHIT'.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Today You Die

Harlan Banks (Steven Seagal) is a Robin Hood-type thief who is trying to go straight. In one last hit, Max (Tighe) wants him to drive an armored truck across Vegas but what Banks isn't told is that he is really going to be a getaway driver in an armed robbery. As a result, Harlan lands in prison. There he meets Ice Cool (Treach), and the two break out so Harlan can seek revenge on those who set him up.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Full Of Bullets

Steven Seagal is Felix Bauer, who finally snaps when crime and drugs take over his neighbourhood. Armed with a shit-load of bullets, Felix heads out to take down the scum on the street, one punk at a time. Also staring Ben Hull (Lewis from Hollyoaks)

Never Die First

Steven Seagal and Ja Rule take on the Russian Mafia in 'Never Die First' - from the director of Starship Troopers 2. Seagal plays Lt. Carl Bates a hard-ass cop caught in precinct of corrupt officers. With fellow officer Jay Gatz (Ja Rule), Bates is out to clean up the cop shop in time for beers at the local bar.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

One Last Breath

Johnny Masters (Seagal) is finding out that his last day on the force is far from a 'walk in the park'. A serial killer has taken hold of the city, and Johnny has up till midnight to legally be able to dish out justice... one punch at a time. Featuring hits from Steven Seagal's upcoming album 'Anger Management'.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Into The Sun

When the mayor of Tokyo is brutally murdered, the FBI taps their local agent, Travis Hunter, to look into it. Hunter discovers a web of corruption and violence that leads to a young yakuza boss. Hunter must use all of his contacts and abilities to avoid this potentially dangerous situation.