Steven Seagal is Don Jakes, a roughneck ex-army colonel who finds his best friend murdered after his stag night. Don finds out that his friend was the only witness in a horrific murder case. Jakes must find out who killed his friend and make sure they are bought to justice. Film formerly called 'HURTS LIKE SHIT'.The best Steven Seagal films... never to be made. These Seagal films are my online pitch to him to invite me to write a full script. Seagal will surely like what he reads and maybe one day, one of these blockbusters will come to life. Any 3 words could make a Steven Seagal film title. As long as he is secretly a martial arts expert, has been wronged and has a series of ex special forces buddies, of which ideally one is a bit 'street' and another implausibly 'hot'.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Time For Pain
Steven Seagal is Don Jakes, a roughneck ex-army colonel who finds his best friend murdered after his stag night. Don finds out that his friend was the only witness in a horrific murder case. Jakes must find out who killed his friend and make sure they are bought to justice. Film formerly called 'HURTS LIKE SHIT'.
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I would suggest that Jakes himself has a drink problem and is a bit loose with women#
I also would suggest that he is extremely envionmentally consious and is prepared to kill men for dropping litter
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