Steven Seagal stars, sings and directs in the latest action musical thriller to come out of Cheapskate Studios.
In Two Die Four, Seagal plays Flight Lt Jay Surefire a navy topgun who specialises in putting the latest prototype hardware through its paces.
When the Amercian military create a helicopter with an invisibility cloaking device, Surefire is the man to test it. However, on the day of the test, the hardware is stolen by muslim fundamentalists bent on the destruction of the Eastern seaboard.
Seagal mobilises his crack team, unit Two Four, which consists of the best pilots in the world, fast talkin' Tripleshot (played by Lil Wayne) and Trixy D (Karly from Big Brother). He will need all the help he can get as the terrorist behind the plot is none other than Hassam Al Maqtoom (played by Gary Glitter).
Using any means possible they have to find and retrieve the hardware and take the punks down, all in a days work for unti Two Four.
SCRIPT EXCERPT
Trixy: Help, help, they've got me and they plan on doing terrible things to me, Al Maqtoom has me prisoner
Surefire: Lock and load Tripleshot, we're gonna go in there and save Trixy
Tripleshot: Yo yo daddy mac flipside at 'cha
Al Maqtoom: I'll be waiting for you Surefire, I have a score to settle with you over my missing eye.
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