Monday, March 23, 2009

Grizzly: The Shepherd

In this summers ice cool straight to Channel 5 movie, Seagal stars as Chance 'Grizzly' Striker, a logger in a remote Canadian town inside the Artic circle.

When gas exploration multi-national CORRUPX decides to explore the area for minerals, Striker and the locals start a petition.

CORRUPX are not the kind of company to delay for due process however and after having cash offers for land turned down by the environmentally concious inuits, they commence a campaign of harrasment that ultimately leads to murder.

Soon they send an army of renegades led by Frixel, played by Neutrino from So Solid Crew to take out Striker and his harmless villagers. Frixel is an ex loan shark who enjoys killing people for small change.

What they all do not know is that Striker is not just some local logger. After his parents were killed for defaulting on a $400 side by side, he fled and spent his formative years with a reclusive sect of kung fu inuits, deep inside Artic Caves. His prowess soon had the master name him 'Grizzly: Kaui Ininuui Tuiiinth' or 'Grizzly: Shepherd of determination and leader who shall save us from evil spirit'.

Now it seems that the loan sharks have sought out to ruin Strikers life once again but this time his fear is defrosted.....

In a film that bares some resemblance to 'On Deadly Ground', you will laugh and cry and nod your head as the expected stereotypical inuit hot totty turns up, implausibly scantily clad in -20 degree temparatures.

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