Never Made - Steven Seagal

The best Steven Seagal films... never to be made. These Seagal films are my online pitch to him to invite me to write a full script. Seagal will surely like what he reads and maybe one day, one of these blockbusters will come to life. Any 3 words could make a Steven Seagal film title. As long as he is secretly a martial arts expert, has been wronged and has a series of ex special forces buddies, of which ideally one is a bit 'street' and another implausibly 'hot'.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Always Look Angry

Steven Seagal takes time out from making Oscar-worthy Action/Drama Movies to play Mitch Kowalski in romantic comedy 'Always Look Angry'.

Windowed Mitch is always to busy at the precinct to make time for his young daughter Cassie, who predicts that if he continues to look so angry, the wind will change and he'll be stuck like it.

As Cassie predicts, one Summer morning; Mitch is stuck with an angry face and has to get a passport photo! This is only the start of a bad week for Mitch, which includes a Yoga Class, and a date with the precinct psycologist!

Watch as he tries to cope with daily activities with his face set to angry; but also connect with his daughter again, and find love.

Rated PG 13.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: sounds horrendous!; 4/29/2009 1:34 pm