Steven Seagal directs and stars as Hawk ‘Chips’ Strikedown in this romantic action comedy due for release in the fall of 09.
Strikedown is a cop on the verge of retirement whose life has fallen apart. His wife was killed in a tragic tram accident and for the last two years Hawk has spent time at the bottom of the bottle.
Hawks new boss Dino Fluerie, played by Jay Leno, is piling on the pressure because of Strikedowns unconventional no nonsense approach, even though he gets results.
Seeing an opportunity, his ex partner from ‘Nam Phillip McBlack, played by Michael Barrymore in his Hollywood debut, kidnaps Strikedowns daughter, Honey. McBlack is demanding Strikedown steal the LAPDs 2.3 tonne pile of cocaine implausibly kept in a top security hold at LAX.
McBlacks problem is that Hawk is the best of the best of the best of the best of the very damn best. When Special Forces have a super secret covert mission, Hawk is the only man they trust to frown severely enough. Hawk calls on his old special forces buddies .. expert disguise and misinformation agent Buxom Green, played by Carmen Electra and fast street talkin, jivin’, XXC Blast, played by Khanye West.
Will Hawk save Honey and put McBlack down. Who is the mysterious ‘man in white’ behind it all who smokes the same brand of cigar as Fluerie, Hawks boss? Plus, how did the punks know when Hawk was on duty, how did they get his shift patterns?
Get the answers, if you need them, to these questions and laugh, cry and probably do a little wee during this high octane rollercoaster of a film this Autumn.
Run Time 62 Minutes
Starring
Hawk Chillington – Steven Seagal
Dino Fluerie - Jay Leno
Buxom Green - Carmen Electra
XXC Blast - Khanye West
Phillip McBlack - Michael Barrymore
Media Quotes
‘Frankly absurd’ Time Out
‘Why?’ GQ
‘I will never get that time back’ Polly Undercracker, The Mirror
‘This film is absolute ...... good ..... interesting ....... you must ..... see it’ The Guardian
Awards / Nominations
National Ostrich Federation - Best use of Ostriches in an action film – Nominated
Darlington Festival of Film and Crack - Best Film - Winner
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