The best Steven Seagal films... never to be made. These Seagal films are my online pitch to him to invite me to write a full script. Seagal will surely like what he reads and maybe one day, one of these blockbusters will come to life. Any 3 words could make a Steven Seagal film title. As long as he is secretly a martial arts expert, has been wronged and has a series of ex special forces buddies, of which ideally one is a bit 'street' and another implausibly 'hot'.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Fire with Fire
Franco's boss Sgt. Jim Bauer (played by Morgan Freeman in his 605th role as military sargent) takes the government's line that they will not negotiate with terrorists, so Franco plans to break in to the base and take militant leader hostage for himself. Barbosa plans to use his 'gung-ho' approach to get his friend back unharmed; and beat the no-good terrorist that their own game. He's fighting fire with fire.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
EAST VS WEST
Steven Seagal plays MC RICO McCARVER, a Straight-up-R&B-garage-house-folk DJ from the Eastside caught in a bitter war of pure hate with the rival West Coast crew. Rico’s own band of artists are trying to defuse the situation with their breakthrough album ‘Hate the Hate’ and are days away from cutting their first record deal.
Rico’s right-hand man and friend since birth RedBlade (played by Richard Blackwood) is brutally murdered, and the group begin to suspect West Coast superstar’s MC DeadWeight (played by Hugh Grant) and 2-much-bling (played by Graham Le Saux). Just as the 2 teams are about to lock horns; it turns out that RedBlade was killed by fellow East Coast rappers in an attempt to keep the feud alive. Now Rico and his remaing crew; BackWood (Robbie Earle) and Tess-T-Fi (Sara Cox) have no option but to team up with their enemy’s to resolve their internal war.
They won’t be spitting rhymes, they’ll be splitting heads.
The beat isn’t in the club, its on the streets.
It’s a thug’s life.
They’ve got to rap this up.
Hatin’ the hate – East Vs. West – in cinemas June 2007.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Die To Let
Thursday, April 12, 2007
FACTIONS OF DEATH
Steven Seagal writes, sings, juggles, caters, produces, directs and stars in the modern day thriller Factions of Death. Playing Detective Vic Steamer, Seagal has stumbled upon a serial killer that posts clues about his next victim on his own blog. Tired from sleepless nights and battling an alcohol addiction, Steamer struggles to decipher the next target before it’s too late only to find the killer’s next prey is his own twin brother Alex (Lenny Henry).
With time counting down, Vic rushes across town, following clues left on the killer’s website before his brother is killed so brutally that they’ll need for than one body bag. Terry Wogan also stars as Vic and Alex’s dad, Cleveland.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Operation: Jumpzone X288
Todd seems to think something is suspicious about the mission when his contact from intellegence gives him evidence that it is a setup. It seems that Good Old' Uncle Sam (Bill Murray) wants Dagless and the Presidents Daughter dead; and if Todd makes the jump, it could be the last jump he jumps ever.
Can Dagless trust his closest friends; Mutt (Ice Cube) and RC (The Rock) who are also due to take the jump? As the plane takes flight, Dagless has a tough decision to make.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Tails You Lose
Quinton 'Q' Chance (Seagal) has his life turned upside-down by the flip of a coin. A serial killer is on the loose; and his calling card is a coin left tails-up at the scene. Q is the best guy on the force, and he's hot on the killer's heels and he's taking down everyone in the way. Q's best friend Agent Lord (Vinnie Jones) is always on his side in a fight - until Chance arrives at Lord's apartment to find a coin; heads down. Revenge is on the cards, no matter the odds.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
One Man Attack
Action is on the cards as Jace Tosca (Seagal) has to face his greatest foes... his friends. As a cop in downtown NYC, Jace finds everyone on the force turns on him when he is framed for the murder of his own wife. One by one he takes down his own collegues as he finds a web of conspiracy leading to one sick individual. Alan Dale (The O.C. / Ugly Betty) also stars. Time For Pain
Steven Seagal plays Tony Axe; an ex-navy seal turned private detective who is granted a licence to kill by the local authorities for 24 hours to find out who is running the crime syndicate that is strangling the city. He only has one day to get to the bottom of this by taking down whoever he wants - with the law on his side! Rated PG13.Saturday, March 03, 2007
Out For A Kill
Steven Segal plays Robert Burns (not that one) who is an archaeologist that basically pisses off a chinese crime syndicate who in turn frame Burns for murdering his assistant. They then kill his wife, and wreck his house. One by one he takes down the syndicate until he finds the boss, and takes him down!Thursday, March 01, 2007
Seagal: The Lowdown
Monday, February 19, 2007
Mercenary For Justice
The film centers around former Gulf War veteran turned mercenary John Seeger (Seagal) who is being hunted by the CIA. He returns back to America alive, but the Agency is still looking to kill Seeger. To do so, CIA operative Dresham (Luke Goss - from 80s pop sensation 'Bros') cuts a deal so that Seeger will be forced to take another job that will allow the CIA to assassinate him.TRIVIA: At about 54 minutes and 52 seconds into the movie, during a fight scene, you can clearly hear a crew member yelling "Cut!" in the audio track as Seeger picks his victim off the ground.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Seagal Vs. Wikipedia
I'm starting to think that Seagal has been editing his own Wikipedia entry. Where there used to be a rather unflattering image of Seagal, is now a rather 'ready-for-action' pose. Plus the page now talks ALOT about his good deeds in life. I reckon that he's either been on it himself; or a really big fan is looking for brownie points.Just Say Hi
Friday, February 16, 2007
Fat Lady Sings
Seagal plays Duke Swift; Head of Security at Carnegie Hall who has to stop a plot to kill the President's daughter (played by Sammy Winward from Emmerdale) in the mist of the biggest opera of the year. The potenital assassins think it's an easy job, but Swift; a retired Commando has other ideas. He has until the end of the opera to stop the bad guys, and win the girl. It aint over... 'till the fat lady sings. Richard Blackwood also stars.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
2 Steps Back
Mandrake: Yeah what do you want Gritter
Gritter: One last job
Mandrake: No way Im out remember
Griter: Your out when I tell you you are
Mandrake: Go to hell Gritter
Gritter: Shut up Mandrake
Mandrake grabs Gritter across the table and raises his fist angled expertly, ready for the kill
Gritter: I wouldn't do that if you want to see Mary-Ann again Mandrake
Mandrake: What did you say?
Gritter: You heard me, I saved you the trip to pick her up from school today, shes safe for now but you better listen - Theres one last job, you know the one they call Stumpy Sue, she owes me $23 and it seems that people think I'm going soft. Pay her a visit and make her understand, be physical, do your ..
Mandrake: Godammit, you crazy mother, you want me to defile her over 23$
Gritter: Get out Mandrake I dont want to see you till its done.. PRECIOUS .. get in here and bring my special powder, my whisky and your younger sister
Mandrake: You've gone wrong Gritter
Gritter: You used to be a man Mandrake, now look at you, I have no respect for you
Mandrake: You keep dragging me back, Ill do this last thing for you but I want you to know Im doing it for Mary Ann not for you or for the 23$
Gritter: Yeah well you had better be quick because I might just pay Mary Ann another visit and give her something special
Mandrake: You sicko, you are always dragging me two steps back, I want to get out of this life, I want out so bad.. and also people dont respect the planet just like you dont respect me .. why cant more corporate firms be like 17to40.co.uk and give more back?
Monday, February 12, 2007
Seagal's New Old Face
Attack Force
Seagal plays Marshall Lawson, a man who loses his strike-team in a cold-blooded and seemingly random attack. After he takes it upon himself to investigate the suspicious circumstances of the brutal killings, he uncovers CTX Majestic, a covert military operation so secret, that now the military wants Marshall eliminated.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Time For Pain
Steven Seagal is Don Jakes, a roughneck ex-army colonel who finds his best friend murdered after his stag night. Don finds out that his friend was the only witness in a horrific murder case. Jakes must find out who killed his friend and make sure they are bought to justice. Film formerly called 'HURTS LIKE SHIT'.Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Today You Die
Harlan Banks (Steven Seagal) is a Robin Hood-type thief who is trying to go straight. In one last hit, Max (Tighe) wants him to drive an armored truck across Vegas but what Banks isn't told is that he is really going to be a getaway driver in an armed robbery. As a result, Harlan lands in prison. There he meets Ice Cool (Treach), and the two break out so Harlan can seek revenge on those who set him up.
Monday, February 05, 2007
Full Of Bullets
Steven Seagal is Felix Bauer, who finally snaps when crime and drugs take over his neighbourhood. Armed with a shit-load of bullets, Felix heads out to take down the scum on the street, one punk at a time. Also staring Ben Hull (Lewis from Hollyoaks)Never Die First
Steven Seagal and Ja Rule take on the Russian Mafia in 'Never Die First' - from the director of Starship Troopers 2. Seagal plays Lt. Carl Bates a hard-ass cop caught in precinct of corrupt officers. With fellow officer Jay Gatz (Ja Rule), Bates is out to clean up the cop shop in time for beers at the local bar.Sunday, February 04, 2007
One Last Breath
Johnny Masters (Seagal) is finding out that his last day on the force is far from a 'walk in the park'. A serial killer has taken hold of the city, and Johnny has up till midnight to legally be able to dish out justice... one punch at a time. Featuring hits from Steven Seagal's upcoming album 'Anger Management'.Saturday, February 03, 2007
Into The Sun
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Hot Cross Gun
Friday, January 26, 2007
Icebreaker, Heartbreaker, Legbreaker
Monday, January 22, 2007
You Got Jail
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Gift of Death
GIFT OF DEATH - Steven Seagal plays Max Holmes, a retired repo-man who is accused of murdering his former partner. Along with his old partner's twin brother F-T (played by Vanilla Ice), Max must prove his innocence, and take down the punks who really killed F-T's brother. This year he's giving the Gift of Death.Friday, January 12, 2007
Punks for Breakfast
PUNKS FOR BREAKFAST - Private detective Max Benitez (Seagal) takes the law in to his own hands in this modern-day thriller as his neighbourhood is taken over by a bunch of no-good punks. Max must silence the punks for good, and take down the crime syndicate that currently has hold of down-town L.A. Hugh Laurie (TV's 'House') also stars.Thursday, January 11, 2007
Death is Deadly
Death is Deadly - After finding his wife and partner in the same bed, brutally murdered by a drug lord, aging cop CC Cooper (Seagal) is filled with anger at the death of his wife, and her infidelity. Struggling to cope, he gets help from his new partner Titus Mean (Ice T) to dish out the appropriate level of revenge.



