The best Steven Seagal films... never to be made. These Seagal films are my online pitch to him to invite me to write a full script. Seagal will surely like what he reads and maybe one day, one of these blockbusters will come to life. Any 3 words could make a Steven Seagal film title. As long as he is secretly a martial arts expert, has been wronged and has a series of ex special forces buddies, of which ideally one is a bit 'street' and another implausibly 'hot'.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Fire with Fire
Franco's boss Sgt. Jim Bauer (played by Morgan Freeman in his 605th role as military sargent) takes the government's line that they will not negotiate with terrorists, so Franco plans to break in to the base and take militant leader hostage for himself. Barbosa plans to use his 'gung-ho' approach to get his friend back unharmed; and beat the no-good terrorist that their own game. He's fighting fire with fire.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
EAST VS WEST
Steven Seagal plays MC RICO McCARVER, a Straight-up-R&B-garage-house-folk DJ from the Eastside caught in a bitter war of pure hate with the rival West Coast crew. Rico’s own band of artists are trying to defuse the situation with their breakthrough album ‘Hate the Hate’ and are days away from cutting their first record deal.
Rico’s right-hand man and friend since birth RedBlade (played by Richard Blackwood) is brutally murdered, and the group begin to suspect West Coast superstar’s MC DeadWeight (played by Hugh Grant) and 2-much-bling (played by Graham Le Saux). Just as the 2 teams are about to lock horns; it turns out that RedBlade was killed by fellow East Coast rappers in an attempt to keep the feud alive. Now Rico and his remaing crew; BackWood (Robbie Earle) and Tess-T-Fi (Sara Cox) have no option but to team up with their enemy’s to resolve their internal war.
They won’t be spitting rhymes, they’ll be splitting heads.
The beat isn’t in the club, its on the streets.
It’s a thug’s life.
They’ve got to rap this up.
Hatin’ the hate – East Vs. West – in cinemas June 2007.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Die To Let
Thursday, April 12, 2007
FACTIONS OF DEATH
Steven Seagal writes, sings, juggles, caters, produces, directs and stars in the modern day thriller Factions of Death. Playing Detective Vic Steamer, Seagal has stumbled upon a serial killer that posts clues about his next victim on his own blog. Tired from sleepless nights and battling an alcohol addiction, Steamer struggles to decipher the next target before it’s too late only to find the killer’s next prey is his own twin brother Alex (Lenny Henry).
With time counting down, Vic rushes across town, following clues left on the killer’s website before his brother is killed so brutally that they’ll need for than one body bag. Terry Wogan also stars as Vic and Alex’s dad, Cleveland.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Operation: Jumpzone X288
Todd seems to think something is suspicious about the mission when his contact from intellegence gives him evidence that it is a setup. It seems that Good Old' Uncle Sam (Bill Murray) wants Dagless and the Presidents Daughter dead; and if Todd makes the jump, it could be the last jump he jumps ever.
Can Dagless trust his closest friends; Mutt (Ice Cube) and RC (The Rock) who are also due to take the jump? As the plane takes flight, Dagless has a tough decision to make.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Tails You Lose
Sunday, March 04, 2007
One Man Attack
Time For Pain
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Out For A Kill
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Seagal: The Lowdown
Monday, February 19, 2007
Mercenary For Justice
TRIVIA: At about 54 minutes and 52 seconds into the movie, during a fight scene, you can clearly hear a crew member yelling "Cut!" in the audio track as Seeger picks his victim off the ground.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Seagal Vs. Wikipedia
Just Say Hi
Friday, February 16, 2007
Fat Lady Sings
Thursday, February 15, 2007
2 Steps Back
Mandrake: Yeah what do you want Gritter
Gritter: One last job
Mandrake: No way Im out remember
Griter: Your out when I tell you you are
Mandrake: Go to hell Gritter
Gritter: Shut up Mandrake
Mandrake grabs Gritter across the table and raises his fist angled expertly, ready for the kill
Gritter: I wouldn't do that if you want to see Mary-Ann again Mandrake
Mandrake: What did you say?
Gritter: You heard me, I saved you the trip to pick her up from school today, shes safe for now but you better listen - Theres one last job, you know the one they call Stumpy Sue, she owes me $23 and it seems that people think I'm going soft. Pay her a visit and make her understand, be physical, do your ..
Mandrake: Godammit, you crazy mother, you want me to defile her over 23$
Gritter: Get out Mandrake I dont want to see you till its done.. PRECIOUS .. get in here and bring my special powder, my whisky and your younger sister
Mandrake: You've gone wrong Gritter
Gritter: You used to be a man Mandrake, now look at you, I have no respect for you
Mandrake: You keep dragging me back, Ill do this last thing for you but I want you to know Im doing it for Mary Ann not for you or for the 23$
Gritter: Yeah well you had better be quick because I might just pay Mary Ann another visit and give her something special
Mandrake: You sicko, you are always dragging me two steps back, I want to get out of this life, I want out so bad.. and also people dont respect the planet just like you dont respect me .. why cant more corporate firms be like 17to40.co.uk and give more back?